the fiction of douglas lain

In January of 2009 Tor Books will release my novel Billy Moon: 1968.

In January of 2006 World Fantasy Award winning publisherNight Shade Booksreleased Last Week's Apocalypse (stories by douglas lain) in Trade Paperback. For more information go to the Last Week's Apocalypse webpage.



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In sixth grade you found yourself on your red Schwinn again, the one with the banana seat that had a busted seam so that the foam pad stuck out the side when you sat on it. You stopped outside North Middle school with one foot on a pedal and the other inside a two-square box, and you watched a flock of geese fly in a V, heading south. The birds had an instinct for this; they knew where and how to position themselves in relation to each other. The mass of them passing over your head was a wonder that made you stop and watch even though you knew that you were running late, and even though you'd seen it all before. The second bell had already rung, and you would be given another official tardy, but you didn't care. This time you stopped and watched the geese, listened to them honk and bleat as they passed. You took a deep breath, adjusted the straps on your nylon backpack, and then saw that you'd left the pack unzipped. You checked to make sure your three-ring binder was still there, that your sheets of stapled homework assignments and plastic ziplock bag of pens were all still in place, but found it was all missing. When you looked up again the geese were gone and it was time to go into North Middle School and face your first period teacher, but you just couldn't. Not this way.

You set your watch back.

 


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In April of 2001 I was interviewed for the "Oregon Authors" column in the Eugene newspaper the Register-Guard.

Douglas Lain
Portrait of the author

Douglas Lain recognizes that he is a member of the entertained public -- a public that Guy Debord described in his 1978 film In Girum Imus Nocte et Consumimur Igni as "dying in droves on the freeways, and in each flu epidemic and each heat wave, and with each mistake of those who adulterate their food, and each technical innovation profitable to the numerous entrepreneurs for whose environmental developments they serve as guinea pigs."

Last week Lain drank six Starbuck's coffees and daydreamed about revolution 12.5 times. Douglas Lain lives in Portland, Oregon with his wife and four children.

Email him at douglain(at)hevanet.com


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A reader of this site emailed the following description:

And then there's his TRIBUTES to all his role models and (presumably absentee) mentors, who of course are supposed to vicariously grant him greatness or at least shed some degree of credibility or potential awe on him. I've never even heard of most of them. Except Kurt Vonnegut Everybody's heard of him.

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My original blog was was so successful that I got fired from it. So I started another blog, over at livejournal.com. Next thing you know I'll be joining Friendster.

If you haven't read Silly Thinking, or as it's called now ST, you probably should because, as the saying goes, STIS!

If, on the other hand, you're a fan of mine you may want to focus your attention on my daily musings and mind numbing ramblings. After all, what's better than focusing in on one perfectly average person, deifying him or her, and then scrutinizing his or her every utterance?

Or as Noam Chomsky said once:

I'm rather against the whole notion of developing public personalities who are treated as stars of one kind or another where aspects of their personal life are supposed to have some significance, and so on...

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